പയ്യന്റെ സാധനം കാണാനില്ല

അസതോമ സദ് ഗമയാ എന്നാണ് ആദ്യ വരി വായിച്ചപ്പോൾ ൻറ്റെ മനസ്സിൽ തോന്നിയത്. ഒരീസം രാവിലെ ഗ്രിഗർ സാംസ സ്വന്തം കിടക്കയിൽ ഒരു കൂറാനായി രൂപാന്തരപ്രാപ്തികൊണ്ടു. രാത്രി ചാച്ചാൻ പോയപ്പോൾ കുഴപ്പമൊന്നും ഉണ്ടായിരുന്നില്ലത്രേ. കാഫ്കയെ സൂക്ഷിക്കണം എന്ന് മനസ്സിൽ കുറിച്ചാണ് പുസ്തകം കമിഴ്ത്തി ഉറങ്ങാൻ കിടന്നത്.

രാവിലെയായീന്ന് മുട്ടിയപ്പോൾ മനസ്സിലായി. ആദ്യം മൂക്കൊന്ന് ചൊറിഞ്ഞു. പിന്നെ പുതപ്പിന്റെ മേലെ കാളിയമർദ്ദനം. സ്വിച്ചിട്ട് വെളിച്ചത്തിനെ തുറന്ന് വിട്ടു. കൂസലൊന്നുമില്ലാതെ കൂസിലേക്ക് നടന്നു. സീറ്റ് ഉയർത്തി, തുണി താഴ്ത്തി. ങ്ഹേ!
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കാണാനില്ല, സാധനം കാണാനില്ല!
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തപ്പി നോക്കി, തടവി നോക്കി. ഇല്ല, സത്യം. ഒന്ന് പാദഹസ്താസനം ചെയ്തു - ഉറപ്പിച്ചുന്നങ്ങട് ഉറപ്പു വരുത്താൻ. കണ്ടില്ല. പതറി, ശെരിക്കും പതറി. ഒരു പത്തരമാറ്റ് പതറൽ. പാലപ്പൂവിന്റെ ഗന്ധവുമായി ഒരു പാലക്കാടൻ കാറ്റ് എവിടെനിന്നോ ഒരു ഉപമയുമായി പറന്നെത്തി. ആ ശിഥില നിമിഷത്തിൽ ജീവിതത്തിന്റെ സുഖദുഃഖങ്ങളുടെ ജക്സ്റ്റപൊസിഷൻ എന്താണെന്നാലോചിച്ചു. കിട്ടിയില്ല. ഇതുവരെയുള്ള ജീവിതത്തിന്റെ കർമ്മബന്ധങ്ങളെല്ലാം പെട്ടെന്നറ്റുപോയതുപോലെ തോന്നി.

കൈ തലയിൽ വച്ചതെപ്പോഴാണെന്നോർമ്മയില്ല. അങ്ങനെ തന്നെ തിരിഞ്ഞു മുറിയില്ലേക്ക് നടന്നു. ചവിട്ടികൂട്ടിയ പുതപ്പാണ് ആദ്യം വലിച്ചുനോക്കിയത്. കോസറി മുഴുവൻ തലോടി, തപ്പി നോക്കി, തടവി നോക്കി. ങ്ഹേ ഹേ. തലേണയുടെയടിയിൽ നോക്കി. ശൂന്യം. കസേരയിലില്ല. കുളിമുറിയിൽ ഒന്ന് നോക്കി, ഇല്ല. തിരുമ്പാനുള്ള തുണികൾ ഇട്ടിരിക്കുന്ന വട്ടി കണ്ടു. ചിന്തകളിൽ ഒരു വെള്ളിവര. കീടത്തെ ചികയുന്ന പെട കോഴിയെ പോലെ വസ്ത്രങ്ങളോരോന്നായി എറിഞ്ഞു. കൗപീനങ്ങളോരോന്നും കുടഞ്ഞു. എങ്ങുമില്ല. വട്ടി കമിഴ്ത്തി. ശൂന്യാദിശൂന്യം. ഇനി എന്ത്? ശരീരഭാരം കുറഞ്ഞപ്പോൾ ദുഃഖഭാരം കൂടുന്നു. ആകെ ഒരു ഇരുട്ട്. തമസോമാ ജ്യോതിർ ഗമയ, പ്ളീസ്.

ഒന്ന് കണ്ണടച്ച് ശ്വാസം വലിച്ചു. ഒരു നിഴലാട്ടം പോലെ അവളുടെ മുഖം. ഉടനെ അവളെ വിളിച്ചു, വീണ്ടും വിളിച്ചു, വീണ്ടും, വീണ്ടും വിളിച്ചു.

"ഹലോ."

അസഭ്യാദികൾ അവൾ വർഷിക്കുന്നതിന്മുൻപേ ഞാൻ സംഗതി രണ്ടര ശ്വാസത്തിൽ പറഞ്ഞുമുഴുമിച്ചു. പക്ഷേ, രണ്ട് ആംഗലേയവാക്കുകളിൽ അവൾ ഇംഗിതം അറിയിച്ചു.

ഞാൻ വീണ്ടും വിളിച്ചു. വീണ്ടും, വീണ്ടും വിളിച്ചു.

"നിന്റെ സമയം അടുത്തിരിക്കുന്നു പയ്യൻ."

"അരുതേ! ബന്ധം നീ മുറിക്കരുതേ! സുകൃതിനി, കൃശഗാത്രി, കമലനയനെ, നിന്റെ കരിമ്പടം ഒന്ന് കുടഞ്ഞുനോക്കു. അല്ലെങ്കിൽ വേണ്ട, അലക്ക് വട്ടിയിൽ ഒന്ന് കണ്ണോടിക്കൂ. സാധ്യതയുണ്ടുണ്ടാവാൻ. നഷ്ടപ്പത്തിന്റെ വില നിന്നോട് ഞാൻ അതിശയോക്തിചേർത്തിപറയേണ്ട കാര്യമില്ലല്ലോ."

കൃശഗാത്രി എന്നുവിളിച്ചത്തിൽ അവളുടെ കവിളുകൾ ചുവന്ന് തുടുത്തിട്ടുണ്ടാവണം. കുറച്ച് നിശബ്ദത അവളെനിക്ക് സമ്മാനിച്ചു. അവളുടെ ചെറുചലനങ്ങൾ മാത്രം അപ്പുറത്ത്. ശേഷം ഒരു വാക്ക്. ബന്ധം വീണ്ടും മുറിഞ്ഞു. ഇന്നിവിടെ പയ്യൻ തോൽക്കുകയാണ്.
ഒന്നിരുന്നു. ഇനി എന്ത്? എന്തെന്ത്? മൃത്യോമ അമൃതം ഗമയക്കുള്ള സമയമായോ?

അവളെന്റെ, അല്ലെങ്കിൽ വേണ്ട, ഇവളെന്റെ ഓർമകളിൽ താമസമാക്കിട്ടിപ്പെത്ര കാലായി? ഒരു കത്തിലൂടെ അനാവരണം ചെയ്യപ്പെട്ടതാണീബന്ധം. കളിയാക്കലാണ് അവളുടെ ശ്രുതി. ചെറുപ്പത്തിൽ തന്നെ കുറെ വായിച്ചുകൂട്ടിട്ടിണ്ട്. ആ കാര്യത്തിലൊരസൂയ ബാക്കി നിൽക്കുന്നു. പണ്ട് മുഖ്യമന്ത്രിക്ക് ഇവൾ ഊമകത്തയച്ചിരുന്നു. കത്തിൽ ഒന്നും പറഞ്ഞില്ല. കുറച്ച് ആംഗ്യങ്ങൾ മാത്രം. രാവിലെ ഓടാൻ പോയിരുന്നു പയ്യൻ. ചീറിപായ്യുന്ന എസ്കോർട്ട് വാഹനകൾക്ക് നടുവിൽ നിന്ന് ഒരു വെള്ള കാറിന്റെ ജനലിലൂടെ ചുരുട്ടികൂട്ടിയ ഒരു കടലാസ്സ് പയ്യന്റെ മുഖത്ത് വന്ന് വീണു.

"കള്ള ഞാഞ്ഞൂലിന്റെ മോനെ, അട്ടയ്ക്കുണ്ടായവനെ", പയ്യൻ ഗർജ്ജിച്ചു. "സ്വന്തം നാട് മലിനമാക്കുന്നോടാ?"

ആരും കേട്ടില്ല. കടലാസ്സ് തുറന്ന് നോക്കി. ആദ്യം പിടികിട്ടിയില്ല. രണ്ടാമത് നോക്കിയപ്പോൾ രണ്ട് നന്ദി, ഒരു മിത-അശലീല ആംഗ്യ ഫലിത പിജി-12 കവിത, ഒരു മുന്നറിയിപ്പ്, പിന്നെ ഒരു കടങ്കഥ. അന്നുതന്നെ കടങ്കഥയുടെ ഉത്തരം പത്രത്തിൽ പരസ്യമായി കൊടുത്തു. മറുപടി,'പ്രേമിക്കാനാഗ്രഹിക്കുന്നു' എന്ന തലകെട്ടിൽ അതേ ആഴ്ച്ച പത്രത്തിൽ പരസ്യം വന്നു, കൂടെ ഒരു പുതിയ കടങ്കഥയും. അതിന്റെ ഉത്തരം അവളുടെ നമ്പർ ആയിരുന്നു. അന്ന് തന്നെ ആ നമ്പറിൽ വിളിച്ചു. സംഗതി ഞാൻ രണ്ടര ശ്വാസത്തിൽ പറഞ്ഞു. അവൾ നിശബ്ദത സമ്മാനിച്ചു. തുടർന്ന് ഞാൻ ചോദിച്ച ചോദ്യത്തിന് ഒറ്റവാക്കിൽ മറുപടി. 'ഉവ്വ്'

ആ ഓർമ്മ പക്ഷെ ഈ അവസ്ഥയിൽ സുഖകരമായി തോന്നിയില്ല. ഒരേ ഇരുപ്പ് തന്നെ. വിരഹം, സങ്കർഷം, എല്ലാം തത്സമയം. വിഷമിക്കാൻ അസംഖ്യം കാരണങ്ങൾ ഇതിനുമുൻപ് ലഭിച്ചിട്ടുണ്ട്, പക്ഷെ ഇത്…കഠിനം. വെള്ളിവര തേടി മനസ്സ് വീണ്ടും വ്യാകുലപെട്ടു. ഇന്നത്തെ അവളുടെ മറുപടി 'ഇല്ല' എന്നായിരുന്നു. അവളെ ഓർത്തപ്പോൾ മുത്തശ്ശി മനസ്സിലേക്ക് വന്നു. രണ്ട് പേർക്കും ഒരേ സ്വഭാവമാണ്. ഈ സമയത്ത് ഓർക്കാതിരിക്കുന്നതെങ്ങനെയാണ്? മുത്തശ്ശിയല്ലേ… പെട്ടെന്ന് മുത്തശ്ശിയുടെ സ്ഥിരം വാചകം ഓർമ്മ വന്നു. കുന്തം പോയാൽ കുടത്തിലും തപ്പണം. ചാടി എണീറ്റു. കിട്ടി. കട്ടിലൊന്ന് നീക്കി എത്തിനോക്കി. അതാ അവിടെ കിടന്ന് തിളങ്ങുന്നു. പരന്ന് കിടന്ന് നീണ്ടുവലിഞ്ഞു കയ്യിട്ടെടുത്തു. കുട്ടിക്കാലം മുതൽ കൂടെയുണ്ടായിരുന്ന വെള്ളിയരഞ്ഞാണം! ആദ്യവട്ടം സ്കൂളിൽ നിന്ന് സസ്‌പെൻഡ് ആയതിന് മുത്തശ്ശി സമ്മാനിച്ചതാണീയരഞ്ഞാണം. അതിന്റെ കുടുക്ക് പൊട്ടിയിരിക്കുന്നു. ഇന്ന് തന്നെ മാറ്റണം. ഒന്നും നാളത്തേക്ക് മാറ്റരുത് എന്നാണല്ലോ. എന്തായാലും സാധനം കിട്ടിയല്ലോ.

ഓം ശാന്തി ശാന്തി ശാന്തി ഹി.

Political Ideologies - Edmund Burke vs Thomas Paine

Welcome to Hitchens' Razor.

Let's jump straight into it. I will thank our sources in the end.

Simply put, "Liberalism was the ideology of the rising middle class, Conservatism was the ideology of the aristocracy or nobility, and Socialism was the ideology of the growing working class." writes Andrew Heywood.

In other words, the origins of these three ideologies were associated with the plight of the working class, aristocracy, and middle class; in different ways.

Let's begin with an anecdote about the origin of the terms 'left', and 'right'. Do you remember the rendezvous of the Estates-General at the start of French Revolution? When they gathered, the representatives who sought fundamental changes to the functioning of the country sat on the left side of the presiding officer, and the representatives who wanted to preserve the status quo sat on the right side. In simple terms - on the left were those who wanted change, and on right were those who resisted it.

The following centuries after the revolution saw this left-right divide traversing far and wide in space; and it still continues to divide the room. An ideological watermark has been ever since impressed on all macro global events and micro coffee shop chats. What changed was the shape of the spectrum. Originally started as a straight line this eventually been bent by extreme ideas and actions. It is now best visualised as a horse-shoe spectrum of ideologies. The extreme right and extreme left ideologies are reflected on a convex mirror where their motives and actions seem closer than they appear. They are hence within a within a kissing distance, and is dangerous.

So, how do we begin to fathom this theory?

Perhaps with the earliest political and ideological duel between Edmund Burke and Thomas Paine!

Burke vs Paine - The beginning

Burke was born in 1729 CE, and Paine was born in 1737 CE. Burke was Irish, Paine was English. They both supported the American Revolution; that is to say opposed the English parliament and its monarch on the matter. If you remember our early episodes in this series, one of the root causes for the American revolution was Britain demanding more money from its American colonies to make up for the losses incurred in its involvement in the Seven Years war. Burke and Paine was against this new taxation on the colonies. Well, then they were friends!

The French also supported the American revolution, you see. They had lost dearly in the Seven Years war, and sought revenge against their arch rivals, the British. The bitter resentment was carried on until they helped the American colonies defeat the British in the revolution. But the moral victory defeated them materially. The war drove the French Kingdom to bankruptcy. One of the root causes for the French revolution was the Monarch and his ancien regime trying to recover the losses by taxing its populace further.

Thomas Paine fully supported the French Revolution. In fact, he was an advisor to the French National Assembly when they were drafting the new Constitution.

Edmund Burke did not know how to react initially to the revolution. In August 1789, Burke wrote:

"England gazing with astonishment at a French struggle for liberty and not knowing whether to blame or applaud! The thing indeed, thought I thought I saw something like it in progress for several years, has still something in it paradoxical and mysterious. The spirit it is impossible not to admire; but the old Parisian ferocity has broken out in a shocking manner"

But, in October 1789, when a crowd of Parisian women marched on Versailles to compel King Louis XVI to return to Paris, Burke lost it. That event took him to his boiling point. Burke began to abhor the revolution. So he voiced and printed words against the revolution and its principles, to which Paine replied vehemently. And they became bitter rivals.

Burke

Edmund Burke is considered as the founder or father of conservatism, especially in Britain. In 1790, he registered his reaction to the revolution in France by publishing a pamphlet titled, “Reflections on the Revolution in France, and on the Proceedings in Certain Societies in London Relative to That Event: In a Letter Intended to Have Been Sent to a Gentleman in Paris.” The rather long title was then trimmed to the now popular "Reflections on the Revolution in France".

The 'Certain societies' mentioned in the original title was referring to a revolutionary society in England which supported Protestantism as the state religion. This was a peaceful society, not as revolutionary as its name suggests. The name rather alludes to its admiration of the "Glorious Revolution" in England in 1688, which deposed the Catholic monarch and replaced him with a Protestant monarch, thus establishing the victory of parliament over the crown. The society was also happy about the revolution in France, and supported the National Assembly. Not just England, but every other neighbouring country was afraid of the contagious revolution in France spreading to their land. One has to presume that Burke was worried too. He directly attacked the revolutionary society in England, the French National Assembly, and the enlightenment ideas of liberty, natural rights and Constitution. Plus, the wound left by the Gordon riots in London in 1780, an attack on the Catholics, must have still been fresh in Burke's mind.

I present a few passages from Burke's reflection on the "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity" movement in France, and the forming of a constitution by the National Assembly, nullifying the monarch and his divine authority, He wrote:

"It is known; that armies have hitherto yielded a very precarious and uncertain obedience to any senate, or popular authority; and they will least of all yield it to an assembly which is only to have a continuance of two years. The officers must totally lose the characteristic disposition of military men, if they see with perfect submission and due admiration, the dominion of pleaders; especially when they find that they have a new court to pay to an endless succession of those pleaders; whose military policy, and the genius of whose command, (if they should have any,) must be as uncertain as their duration is transient. In the weakness of one kind of authority, and in the fluctuation of all, the officers of an army will remain for some time mutinous and full of faction, until some popular general, who understands the art of conciliating the soldiery, and who possesses the true spirit of command, shall draw the eyes of all men upon himself. Armies will obey him on his personal account.

A few years later, enter Napoleon Bonaparte!

There is only one comparably Cassandra-like prediction, writes Christopher Hitchens, "that I can call to mind, and that is Rosa Luxemburg’s warning to Lenin that revolution can move swiftly from the dictatorship of a class to the dictatorship of a party, to be followed by the dictatorship of a committee of that party and eventually by the rule of a single man who will soon enough dispense with that committee."

Next passage. Of the then French queen, Burke wrote:

"It is now sixteen or seventeen years since I saw the queen of France, then the dauphiness, at Versailles; and surely never lighted on this orb, which she hardly seemed to touch, a more delightful vision. I saw her just above the horizon, decorating and cheering the elevated sphere she just began to move in,—glittering like the morning-star, full of life, and splendour, and joy. I thought ten thousand swords must have leaped from their scabbards to avenge even a look that threatened her with insult. But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators, has succeeded; and the glory of Europe is extinguished for ever. Never, never more shall we behold that generous loyalty to rank and sex, that proud submission, that dignified obedience, that subordination of the heart, which kept alive, even in servitude itself, the spirit of an exalted freedom."

Of the National Assembly and the constitution, Burke wrote:

"If this monster of a constitution can continue, France will be wholly governed by the agitators in corporations, by societies in the towns formed of directors of assignats and trustees for the sale of church lands, attornies, agents, money-jobbers, speculators, and adventurers, composing an ignoble oligarchy, founded on the destruction of the crown, the church, the nobility, and the people. Here end all the deceitful dreams and visions of the equality and rights of men."

Of the social contract. Burke wrote:

"It becomes a partnership not only between those who are living, but between those who are living, those who are dead, and those who are to be born. Each contract of each particular state is but a clause in the great primeval contract of eternal society, linking the lower with the higher natures, connecting the visible and invisible world, according to a fixed compact sanctioned by the inviolable oath which holds all physical and all moral natures, each in their appointed place."

Now let's listen to Paine's reply.

Paine

Thomas Paine's reply to Burke's pamphlet is equally emphatic. The general tone could be sampled in the paragraph below:

"As to the tragic paintings by which Mr. Burke has outraged his own imagination, and seeks to work upon that of his readers, they are very well calculated for theatrical representation, where facts are manufactured for the sake of show, and accommodated to produce, through the weakness of sympathy, a weeping effect. But Mr. Burke should recollect that he is writing history, and not plays, and that his readers will expect truth, and not the spouting rant of high-toned exclamation."

and in the following paragraph as well:

"There is scarcely an epithet of abuse to be found in the English language, with which Mr. Burke has not loaded the French Nation and the National Assembly. Everything which rancour, prejudice, ignorance or knowledge could suggest, is poured forth in the copious fury of near four hundred pages. In the strain and on the plan Mr. Burke was writing, he might have written on to as many thousands. When the tongue or the pen is let loose in a frenzy of passion, it is the man, and not the subject, that becomes exhausted."

I include these to show how vicious ideological battles in writing was back then. Apart from these, most other parts of Paine's reply are rather technical, and it counters almost every major accusation made by Burke. He has defended the revolutionary society of England, and the idea of natural and civil rights which was then zeitgeist. Paine wrote:

"Mr. Burke, on the contrary, denies that such a right exists in the nation, either in whole or in part, or that it exists anywhere; and, what is still more strange and marvellous, he says: "that the people of England utterly disclaim such a right, and that they will resist the practical assertion of it with their lives and fortunes." That men should take up arms and spend their lives and fortunes, not to maintain their rights, but to maintain they have not rights, is an entirely new species of discovery, and suited to the paradoxical genius of Mr. Burke."

About Burke's admiration of the queen, and the disappointment in the lost chivalry, Paine replied:

"When we see a man dramatically lamenting in a publication intended to be believed that "The age of chivalry is gone! that The glory of Europe is extinguished for ever! that The unbought grace of life (if anyone knows what it is), the cheap defence of nations, the nurse of manly sentiment and heroic enterprise is gone!" and all this because the Quixot age of chivalry nonsense is gone, what opinion can we form of his judgement, or what regard can we pay to his facts? In the rhapsody of his imagination he has discovered a world of wind mills, and his sorrows are that there are no Quixots to attack them."

About Burke's notion of a social contract needing to be between the living, dead and the unborn, Paine wrote:

"Every age and generation must be as free to act for itself in all cases as the age and generations which preceded it. The vanity and presumption of governing beyond the grave is the most ridiculous and insolent of all tyrannies. Man has no property in man; neither has any generation a property in the generations which are to follow. The Parliament or the people of 1688, or of any other period, had no more right to dispose of the people of the present day, or to bind or to control them in any shape whatever, than the parliament or the people of the present day have to dispose of, bind or control those who are to live a hundred or a thousand years hence. Every generation is, and must be, competent to all the purposes which its occasions require. It is the living, and not the dead, that are to be accommodated. When man ceases to be, his power and his wants cease with him; and having no longer any participation in the concerns of this world, he has no longer any authority in directing who shall be its governors, or how its government shall be organised, or how administered."

About society, contract and the Constitution, Paine replied:

"In casting our eyes over the world, it is extremely easy to distinguish the governments which have arisen out of society, or out of the social compact, from those which have not; but to place this in a clearer light than what a single glance may afford, it will be proper to take a review of the several sources from which governments have arisen and on which they have been founded. They may be all comprehended under three heads. First, Superstition. Secondly, Power. Thirdly, The common interest of society and the common rights of man. The first was a government of priestcraft, the second of conquerors, and the third of reason."

Burke vs Paine - The conclusion

Well, if nothing has had been concluded in over 200 years, it would be hard to conclude anything now. That is the tragedy of social sciences. At any rate, few observations must be made.

  1. First, this exchange of words must have unveiled the general political situation of the late 18th century you. Both of them had supporters and followers. It certainly has affected our modern world in many ways
  2. Edmund Burke is considered as the founder of conservatism now. Whether he knew it is arguable. I suppose his writings, especially the Reflections on Revolutions has acted as an inspiration in autopsy for the conservatives. It doesn't really help us, in this podcast episode to define Conservatism really. Nevertheless, it is imperative to be aware of his views with all its frailties
  3. Burke passage about the French queen might not be palatable for a reader of 21st century, but if you look around to find similarities, find it you might quicker than you would think it might be. Hero worship is still pervasive
  4. The most curious comment made by Burke, according to me, the hardest to comprehend is regarding the social contract needing to include the living, dead and the unborn. Perhaps, we are reading it in an entirely different circumstances
  5. Burke's triumph is in the Cassandra like prediction of the a powerful military general. That was eerily exact!
  6. Thomas Paine is not considered the father of liberalism, but it is impossible to study or analyse the idea of liberty without Paine. It is as simple as that.

    With that, let's move on to the 19th century, where Classical Liberalism and Conservatism took its real shape.

Sources

  1. Arguably, Christopher Hitchens
  2. Reflections on Revolution in France, Edmund Burke
  3. Rights of Man, Thomas Paine
  4. Common Sense, Thomas Paine.
  5. Political Ideologies : An Introduction, Andrew Heywood
  6. The French Revolution, William Doyle

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ആരാ?

ഞാനാ പയ്യൻ.

ഏത് പയ്യൻ?

എൻ ആർ ഐ പയ്യൻ

അതാരാ?

ഞാനാ വല്യമ്മേ, ഡെസ്സിക്കേറ്റഡ് കോകോനട്ട്.

ആഹ്… പറ മോനേ, എന്തൊക്കെയുണ്ട് വിശേഷം?

അല്ല, ഒരു ചെറിയ അപ്ഡേറ്റ് ഉണ്ട്.

എന്താത് ?

എനിക്ക് ബ്യാടി സെറ്റായി.

ബാടിയോ, നിനക്കോ?

ബാടിയല്ല വല്യമ്മേ. ബ്യാടി. ചിക്ക്. കാമുകി. പ്രേമഭാജനം.

അതുശരി, കൊടുകൈ!

താൻഗ്യു വല്യമ്മേ.

സെർട്ടിഫൈഡ് ആണോ?

അതെ വല്യമ്മേ. 9/10.

പത്തുശതമാനം മാഗ്പൈക്കോ.

ബർമിംഗ്ഹമിലാണ് പഠിച്ചത്

വേറെ കുഴപ്പങ്ങളെന്തെങ്കിലും ?

ഇല്ല്യ, തനി മദിരാക്ഷി.

അപ്പോൾ മലയാളം ?

മദിരാസിയല്ല വല്യമ്മേ.
മതിമോഹനശുഭനർത്തനമാടുന്നയീ മഹിത
മമ മുന്നിൽ നിന്ന മലയാള കവിത.

കാഞ്ചനകാഞ്ചി കുലുക്കിക്കുലുക്കിയാണോ മുന്നിൽ വന്നത്?

അതെ വല്യമ്മേ! വന്നപാടെ ഒരു ചോദ്യം.

എന്താരാഞ്ഞു?

(നിശബ്ദത, പരമാവധി നിശബ്ദത)
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നിങ്ങൾ മലയാളിയാണോ?
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(നിശബ്ദത, പരമാവധി നിശബ്ദത)

സ്വസ്തി. നിന്റെ കണ്ണുകളിലെ അപ്പോഴത്തെ വെള്ളപൊക്കം ഞാനൊന്നൂഹിച്ചോട്ടെ? അനശ്വര പ്രേമകഥകൾ നമ്മളിതിനുമുൻപും കേട്ടിട്ടില്ലേ? മൈത്രേയി യജ്ഞവൽക്കനോടും, ജാനകി രമണനോടും, സത്യഭാമ സൂത്രധാരനോടും, സാറാമ്മ കേശവൻനായരോടും ചോദിച്ചത് 'നിങ്ങൾ മലയാളിയാണോ' എന്നല്ലേ?. ചരിത്രാവർത്തനത്തിൽ വിരസതകണ്ടെത്താനാവില്ല പയ്യൻ.

പരമാർത്ഥത്തിന്റെ താരാട്ട് വല്യമ്മേ, പക്ഷെ എനിക്കുറക്കം വരുന്നില്ല.

എന്നിട്ട് നീ എന്ത് പറഞ്ഞു?

അതെ, ഞാൻ തന്നെ മലയാളി, എന്ന് പറയുന്നതിൽ ശകലം ശുംഭത്തരം കളിയാടുന്നല്ലോ വല്യമ്മേ. അവൾ അത് എങ്ങനെയോ തിരിച്ചറിഞ്ഞുകഴിഞ്ഞിരിക്കുന്നു. അവളുടെ ഞരമ്പുകളിൽ ഉടനെ ചോര തിളപ്പിക്കേണ്ടത് നിമിഷധർമ്മാണ്ണെന്ന് എന്റെ ഷഷ്ഠേന്ദ്രിയം വിശദീകരിച്ചു. ഉൾകീശയിൽ നിന്നും ഞാൻ കരുതിവച്ചിരുന്ന 'റിസ്സ്' പുറത്തെടുത്ത് നാലായിതുറന്നു. എന്നിട്ടിങ്ങനെ മൊഴിഞ്ഞു.

തനികൈരളീരക്തമാംസനിബദ്ധവിഗ്രഹസാക്ഷാത്കാരം

ബ്യാടിയുടെ കാലൊന്ന് പതറി. എന്റെ കണ്ണുകളിലെ വെള്ളപൊക്കം അവൾ തെല്ലുനേരത്തേക്ക് കടമെടുത്തു. ജീവിതത്തിൽ സുഖദുഃഖങ്ങളുടെ ജക്സ്റ്റപൊസിഷൻ എന്താണെന്നറിയാൻ നാലർദ്ധനിമീലിതാക്ഷികൾ തലങ്ങും വിലങ്ങും തിരഞ്ഞു. തമ്മിലെ അന്തരം അജഗജാന്തരമല്ലെന്ന് മനസ്സിലാക്കിത്തുടങ്ങിയ ഞങ്ങളുടെ ഹൃദയങ്ങൾ ഝംഝനനാദത്തോടെ മിടിച്ചുതുടങ്ങി. ചുണ്ടുകൾ മിണ്ടിത്തുടങ്ങി. പദങ്ങൾ ഉണർന്നു. പാദങ്ങൾ ചലിച്ചു.

ഏതായിരുന്നു ക്ലബ് ?

സ്ത്രമാഷ്, വല്യമ്മേ.

സബാഷ്

കുട്ടിയുടെ ഗോ-ട്ടു?

ഇനിസ്സ് ആൻഡ് ഗൺ ലാഗാ

അവസാനം വരെയും?

അല്ല വല്യമ്മേ. ഇടയ്ക്കെവിടെയോ വച്ച് സ്‌പൈസ്‌ഡ്‌ റം വിത്ത് ജിഞ്ചർ യേലിലേക്ക് മാറുന്നു.

ക്യൂറിയോസേർ, കണ്ടമാനം ക്യൂറിയോസേർ.
നീ ഇപ്പോഴും ഗിന്നസ്സ് തന്നെ?

ഹിഹി

ങ്ഹാ, എന്നിട്ട് ?

നൃത്തസർഗ്ഗപ്രക്രിയയിൽ ഞങ്ങൾ തകർത്താടി. വീ വിൽ റോക്ക് യൂവിൽ തുടങ്ങി, ലോ ലോ ലോ ലോ ലോ വരയ്ക്കും ഞങ്ങൾ അനർഗ്ഗളം ഒഴുകിയാടിത്തിമിർത്തു. അവസാനം, വൺ കിസ്സ് ഈസ് ഓൾ ഇറ്റ് ടേയ്ക്സിൽ ഞങ്ങളുടെ തലയൊന്ന് കൂട്ടിമുട്ടി. പിന്നെ…, ഓർമ്മകൾ തീവണ്ടിയിൽ പച്ചക്കൊടി കാണിക്കുന്ന വെള്ളവസ്ത്രധാരിയെപ്പോലെ ദൂരെ മറഞ്ഞു. X എന്ന ചിഹ്നവും. രാവിലെ അവളുടെ ഫോണിൽ കുക്കുടം കൊഞ്ചുന്നത് കേട്ടാണുണർന്നത്. എന്റെ ഫോൺ ഇന്നലെ രാത്രിതന്നെ ചത്തിരുന്നു വല്യമ്മേ.

നിന്റെ പരാജയങ്ങളെ ഇങ്ങനെ നഗ്നസത്യങ്ങളായി വിളിച്ചുപറയാതിരിക്കൂ പയ്യൻ. നിലനിൽപ്പ് തന്നെ പഴയകാല വ്യക്തിത്വത്തിന്റെ അവശിഷ്ടങ്ങളല്ലേ? റീചാർജ് ചെയ്താൽ വീണ്ടും ഉപയോഗിക്കാവുന്നതല്ലേ ഉള്ളൂ?

ആട്ടെ, കുട്ടിയേതാ മതം ?

സയൻസ്സ്, വല്യമ്മേ.

നമ്മുടെ ജാതിയാണോ ?

അല്ല, വല്യമ്മേ, നാച്ചുറൽ സയൻസ്സാണ്. ഭൗതികശാസ്ത്രം.

ഓഹോ, ഭേഷ്!

ശേഷം കണ്ടിരുന്നോ ?

നാളെ വീണ്ടും വല്യമ്മേ.

എന്താ സ്പെഷ്യൽ ?

വോൾട്ടർ ലൂയിൻന്റെ "ഫോർ ദി ലവ് ഓഫ് ഫിസിക്സ്" ലെക്ചർ, ആൻഡ് ചിൽ

അവളുടെ പ്രേരണ?

ഓ.

എന്താ നിന്റെ?

മുരിങ്ങക്കായ സാമ്പാർ, കാരറ്റ്-ബീൻസ് ഉപ്പേരി, പരിപ്പും നെയ്യും, പപ്പടം, ചോറ്.

തേങ്ങ അരച്ചുചേർത്താണോ ?

അല്ല വല്യമ്മേ, ഡെസ്സിക്കേറ്റഡ് കോകോനട്ട്.

ഹഹഹഹ്ഹഹ്ഹ. എന്നാ ശെരി, സീരിയൽ സമയമായി.

സീരിയലേതാ വല്യമ്മേ ?

അറ്റൻബറോന്റെ "ആർ പ്ലാനറ്റ്". സീസൺ 2, എപ്പിസോഡ് 3.

നൈസ്. വല്യച്ഛൻ ?

ചായ ഉണ്ടാക്കാൻ പോയതാണ്, ദാ വരുന്നുണ്ട്. സെ നമസ്‌തെ.

ഹലോ മിസ്റ്റർ വല്യച്ഛൻ.

(പിന്നണിയിൽ വല്യച്ഛൻ വല്യമ്മയോട്‌ ആരാണെന്ന് ചോദിക്കുന്നു. ഡെസ്സിക്കേറ്റഡ് കോകോനട്ട് പയ്യനാണെന്ന് വല്യമ്മ വാക്ക് നൽകുന്നു)

ഹലോ പയ്യൻ, എന്താണ് വിശേഷം?

എനിക്ക് ബ്യാടി സെറ്റായി വല്യച്ഛൻ.

ബാടിയോ, നിനക്കോ?

ബാടിയല്ല. ബ്യാടി. ചിക്ക്. കാമുകി. പ്രേമഭാജനം.

ശുഭം

Political Ideologies - Age of Enlightenment

"Man was born" free, and he is everywhere in chains", Rousseau, wrote in his book, 'The social contract'

We stopped our previous episode with a promise to find links between the French Revolution and Political Ideologies. That's exactly what we are craving today. To answer the gargantuan three letter question, 'Why'? To see if there had been a change in western thought prior to the French revolution.

Welcome to Hitchens' Razor!

In the first episode of this series, we performed a somersault recap of world history to arrive at the main event - the social big bang as I like to call it; the French Revolution of the 18th century CE. In the second episode, we tried to deconstruct the story of the revolution. In both these episodes, we journeyed through the Feudal system, where power was based on the ownership of the land; to the ancien regime, where power was inherited or god-given, and finally the power of the constitution. The society was then classified into Nobles, Clergy and Everyone else. All three orders were subjected to a monarch, who had the divine right to rule. Then suddenly the status quo vanished, the heads of monarchy and royalty started rolling on the floor. Well, 'suddenly' is a word best used in hindsight. In reality, it was not all that sudden, was it? It takes many years to brew revolutions.

Before we dive in to the topic, I would like cite our thanks:

  1. An introduction to political philosophy, by Jonathan Wolff
  2. Lecture videos by Professor Arthur Holmes, Wheaton College.
  3. The myth of the state by Ernst Cassirer
  4. The French Revolution by George Lefebvre
  5. Philosophy of science by Samir Okasha
  6. Liberalism by Michael Freeden
  7. Democracy by Bernard Crick
  8. The social contract by Jean-Jacques Rousseau

So, what causes revolutions? In other words, what fails to keep societies stable and resilient? <beat> In a stable society, the economic cycle turns smoothly, people produce, earn, pay taxes, and still have sufficient income left to support themselves and their families. The taxes paid by the populace reach the ruler, who distributes it for various purposes. One of them being the protection of its people. This equilibrium is maintained by the institutions of the land - the bureaucracy, military, religion etc. What causes in-equilibrium then?

Poverty is the simplest explanation, but in truth that alone isn't the reason. It is rather curious an observation that revolutions occur more often in middle-income countries than in the very poorest nations. French revolution happened when the peasants in France were better off than peasants in Russia. Also, like we mentioned in the previous episode, the French Revolution had three parts to it: the aristocratic, the bourgeoisie, and the popular revolutions. It seems that revolutions happen when significant portions of the elites, and the military defect or stand aside instead of defending the old regime. Apart from this, here are some reasons according to Goldstone:

  1. Demographic changes
  2. International relations
  3. Flatlining of economy
  4. Inequality, discrimination
  5. Personalist regimes

So why did the Kingdom of France fail? That is a bait we wouldn't dare to take today. Instead we would try to generalise the causes of revolutions, not just in France, but other countries of the west as well. Though the consensus is rather stable at the inexplicable nature of the causation of revolutions, there was a point in one of our previous episodes where I tried to empathise with the common people of Europe in the middle ages. I invite you to join me in thinking… <beat>

"Think about a generation which had witnessed their mothers, sisters and grand mothers burnt at stake; their brothers and fathers hanged, drawn and quartered. A generation that was forced into becoming professional beggars. And the only explanation available for all these misery was religion; of their present sufferings being rewarded in another world, in another life. But aren't we pattern seeking animals? and when we identify patterns don't we have the tendency to act on it? <beat> I think it was inevitable, the rulers of the western world was begging for a change, for a revolution."

That's our empathy, but the bigger question is, 'Did the western thought change at some point'? <beat> How?

Land

Perhaps we could use the classification of society in the middle ages to explain the transition in thought process at each level. We start with land. Lefebvre writes, "Land was virtually the only source of income in an aristocratic world where priests and nobles were royal subjects. The state had all the sovereign powers. The Lords had authority over their own peasants. Serfdom existed in regions of western Europe. Its subjects were bound to the land, which was strictly limited to rights of inheritance. The economy was stagnant. Production was limited by scarcity, rules, and war. People sough assistance and protection of family and communities, and parish. Competition in the market was restricted with controls. Extra work or pro-activeness fetched no reward because the system shackled it. Advertisements were useless, people waited for clients to approach them, and so they sold very little for high prices. Taxes, hierarchy, and authority remained in the society. Along with this the lower classes continued to hold superstitious beliefs in magic, sorcery, astrology, and alchemy."

The bourgeoisie didn't see much hope in this static society. So, they ventured beyond their land.

Beyond Land

After the barbarian conquests, Europeans forayed into invasion mode. They travelled far and wide to different continents and brought back all kinds of treasures. The contagious example of material success encouraged all those who judged themselves capable of enjoying rewards offered during this life itself. They returned home rich. Money bought them privileges, and eventually power, and changes followed.

  • Each child started to demand their rightful inheritance
  • Disintegration of family and traditional groups
  • life in a city started sprouting
  • members classified based on their residence
  • personal mobility
  • expanding industry
  • improved communication
  • adventure, risk and rewards
  • A dynamic and unstable society in which power was based on money

It added glamour to this life and obscured the after life.

Scientific Revolution

When science arrived at the scene, the hitherto magical explanation of the universe started to wane, for science's intention was to condense the whole universe to a series of equations, and scientists were becoming increasingly successful at this.

"One of the important innovations in this era" writes Lefebvre, "was the ability to fix positions geographically, which was essential for navigation as well as to the measurement of globe and cartography(that is the art of making maps or charts). New nautical instruments such as the compass, the sextant were invented, and Borda's circle determined latitudes. Construction of the chronometer and maritime clocks and basic establishment of astronomical charts meant that longitudes could be calculated rather than simply estimated. These were revolutionary advances." Science enabled the discovery and control of natural forces.

The scientific worldview drastically changed when the Polish astronomer Nicolas Copernicus claimed that is sun is the centre of the universe, not earth. Johannes Kepler and Galileo Galilei carried the baton forward. Kepler accepted the Copernican view and improved it by claiming the planetary bodies revolved in ellipses than in circles. He also calculated the speed of this motion. Galileo pointed his telescope at heavens and found interesting phenomena. He also argued against the Aristotelian theory that heavier objects falls faster than lighter ones, saying all bodies will fall towards earth at the same rate if not for the air resistance they feel. He used the language of Mathematics to explain physical things. He also emphasised testing out hypothesis experimentally. The scientific revolution continued with Rene Descartes's in the 17th century with his mechanical philosophy where he explained the physical world in terms of particles interacting and colliding with one another. After Descartes, Issac Newton published the Mathematical Principles of Natural Philosophy in the late 17th century which improved Cartesian theory with great accuracy. His three laws seemed to explain all observable phenomena in the world. He also invented the mathematical technique called Calculus to explain the theory. He was able to prove Kepler's laws of planetary motion, and Galileo's law of free fall using his theory. Differential and integral Calculus was developed by Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz in parallel to Newton.

Age of Enlightenment

We cannot escape the topic of philosophy when we are trying to answer the question, 'Why'. With Philosophy comes its philosophers, and we are going to have a tryst with some of the philosophers of the age of enlightenment, and dance our way through the major thoughts and ideas of the age. But first, let's address the elephant in the room, God. Omnipotent is the claim, and omnipresent is this mammoth in the history books of philosophy. Pray, we shall dare to seek an explanation of the societal transformation by starting God on the bench. It is thus, with utmost convenience, that we discard the divine intervention in our search for the answer. You see, most of our philosophers were believers and theologians, but please remember that they arrived and departed before Charles Darwin. Fair play to them, there has had been a Galapagos sized gap in their head that had to be filled, which they did, with god, with questions about body and mind, liberty, equality, justice, morality, ethics, social contract, natural rights, happiness, scientific rationalism, physics, metaphysics, economic prosperity, free markets and so on and so forth.

We had a brief brushing with physics in the previous section, and now, to metaphysics. It seems meta in ancient Greek meant ‘after’. So ‘metaphysics’, yes…, after physics. Physics is about things that change; the metaphysics is about things that don’t change. So, natural science investigates things in this world or universe which tend to change or move or transform, which can be sensed, observed, experimented upon, or experienced, whereas, metaphysics transcends experience. It concerns mind where physics is concerned with body. And that is philosophy.

The two dominant branches of western philosophy during the age of enlightenment are called the Empiricism and Rationalism. Interestingly, there is an intersection of these two schools of thought and further advancement of western philosophy from that point. Empiricism comes from empeiria meaning "experience; mere experience or practice without knowledge. Rationalism, on the other hand comes from reason. Either way, the two questions that really matters in political philosophy are: 'Who gets what', and 'says who'? The first is about the distribution of goods, and of rights and liberties. The second question concerns the distribution of Political power. One task for the political philosopher is to determine the correct balance between autonomy and authority.

Of the two major factions or western philosophy, Empiricism began with Francis Bacon(1561-1626). 'Knowledge is power', is his famous dictum. He emphasised on the need for seeking evidence to prove things. A methodical approach to the investigation of the nature and limits of human mind and then to draw consequences for how we should regulate our beliefs and actions. Empiricists believed that an idea in the mind that can be traced back to some particular experience. Ideas come from senses or sense-impressions of the past.

Rene Descartes(1596-1650), is believed to be the originator of rationalism. 'I think, therefore I am', is his famous dictum. Rationalists believed that ideas are innate, it came from within. They used deductive reasoning to explain things using axioms as the premise, and deduction as the method to derive conclusions.

Before we go any further, a friendly reminder on why people had to think about these things. We have already touched upon the way of life in the ancien regime, of religious dogmas, of superstitious beliefs in magic, sorcery, astrology, and alchemy. The intellectual exercises of the age of enlightenment were not merely a departure from the status quo, but a discontinuity in the way of life itself. There was a break in the continuity of thoughts and debates from the medieval ages. Ernst Cassirer has some interesting observations in his book 'The myth of the state' where he says "All the progress made by the Renaissance and the Reformation were counterbalanced by the loss of unity and inner harmony of the medieval culture, especially ethical foundation of the medieval civilization was seriously affected. The heliocentric system deprived man of his privileged condition. He became, as it were, an exile in the infinite universe. The cracks formed in Christianity were irreparable. Only Reason, which is autonomous and self-dependent could bring back the ethics and harmony."

Cassirer also writes that political theories of the age of enlightenment was a rejuvenation of Stoic ideas. Stoicism is from the Greek and Roman period which is capsuled in the phrase 'Virtue is its own reward'. Morality and happiness is derived from following virtues like wisdom, courage, controlling emotions, justice, and living in accordance with nature. All these political theories have a common metaphysical background than a theological one. This is backed by mathematics and reasoning.

In a way, writes Milan Zafirovski in his book The Enlightenment and Its Effects on Modern Society, "the Enlightenment operates as the composite process of intellectual destruction and deconstruction of the values and institutions of the ancien regime as a total social system and of creation or projection of those of a new society. The inner logic, essential process, and ultimate outcome of the Enlightenment are the destruction of old oppressive, theocratic, irrational, and inhumane social values and institutions, and the creation of new democratic, secular, rational, and humane ones through human reason or, as Immanuel Kant put it, “dare to think.”

The famous words from American Declaration of Independence: "All men are created equal with certain unalienable rights to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness". To secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed", are the effects of these ideas. That was the noticeable change; Ideas started to have consequences. Revolutions are the prime examples of that. I think with the formation of parliaments, and republics in Europe and North America, and the social revolution of France, we witnessed a reciprocity of thoughts and actions. Most of these ideas were repeated from the past, but now these ideas were forged into weapons. The attack became direct. Their is no veiled disguise or use of abstract terms anymore. Straight to the point. Ecrasez l'infâme, said Voltaire, "Crush the loathsome thing", and he was referring to the Roman Catholic Church.

With that we move on to Hobbes, Locke and Rousseau. Thomas Hobbes(1588-1679) is most famous for his book Leviathan, in which he invites the reader to travel to a hypothetical world where there is no civilisation or societies. It is called the state of nature. In the state of nature there are no rules, or morals, or ethics attached to the people. The question is then to ask how and why did that change? It is a thought experiment similar to parents reprimanding children for wasting food by saying, 'you will understand the value of it in its absence'.

Hobbes was rather pessimistic about life of human in the state of nature. He was inspired by Galileo's principle of conservation of motion, that is things will remain in motion unless acted upon by a force. Hobbes used this premise in a social context and put forth the idea of life is always in motion, and never without felicity. Felicity means the continuous success in achieving the objects of desire. Felicity, when combined with the scarcity of resources in the world would cause conflicts, which will eventually turn into war. He further argues that when people acquire possessions, they acquire fear as well. They will try to protect their possessions from thieves and invaders, and thus are constantly on guard. Either that, or they are just afraid of a preemptive, unprovoked attack. Hobbes also assumes that human beings are equal by nature. So he says, any human being can kill another either by brute strength, or by technique or weapons, or forming a team against another. In his explanation, the power that someone possesses today is a means to obtain some future good for themselves. In other words, power today helps to achieve desires of the future, so people will always seek power over others. Hence, in the state of nature nothing can be unjust, every person has the liberty to act as they think fit to preserve their 'right of nature', so there is no place or reason for morality. Hobbes's solution is to have a sovereign who would put laws in place and punish people who wouldn't obey those.

Paraphrasing his famous paragraph from Leviathan,

"Whatsoever therefore is consequent to a time of war, where every man is Enemy to every man; the same is consequent to the time, wherein men live without other security, than what their own strength, and their own invention shall furnish them with all. In such condition, there is no place for Industry; because the fruit thereof is uncertain; and consequently no Culture of the Earth; no Navigation, nor use of the commodities that may be imported by Sea; no commodious Building; no Instruments of moving, and removing such things as require much force; no Knowledge of the face of the Earth; no account of Time; no Arts; no Letters; no Society; and which is worst of all, continue all in fear, and danger of violent death; And the life of man…, solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short.”

John Locke(1632-1704) disagreed with Hobbes's idea in many parts, but Locke's counter arguments had God factor in it as the reason why no one has natural right to harm another in his life. Interestingly, Locke says that in the state of nature, there will be a natural right held by each to punish those who harm another person's life, liberty or property. Right to punish is seen different from the right to self defence, which is claimed as a right by Hobbes. Locke thinks that moral law-abiding citizens will come together with the victim to bring the villain to justice. One key difference is that Locke thinks there will be no deep scarcity of goods in the world.

Locke assumes that human beings are naturally free, equal, and independent. This means that they are not naturally under the authority of any other person. Accordingly, Locke concluded that the only way of coming under another person's authority was to give that person your consent punishment. This holds, for Locke, whether the person claiming authority is another private individual or the sovereign. Thus the sovereign, who claims authority over you, has no right to that authority unless you have voluntarily put yourself in this position through your own consent.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau(1712-1778) agrees with Locke about Hobbes being wrong of extreme scarcity in the state of nature, but disagrees about the ideas of morality as the motivation for goodness in the state of nature. Instead he proposes natural pity or compassion as the element that will rescue humanity from killing each other.

Essentially, for the social contract theorists after Hobbes, the state is justified if, but only if, every individual over which it claims authority has consented. Consent, that is keyword. That's probably what caused the discontinuity in the hitherto way of life. Well, I would like to leave you with few questions:

  • Can you think of life in the state of nature if you were in it?
  • What are your natural rights?
  • What are you thoughts on possessions?
  • What binds an individual to a state?
  • Do you give consent?

The intention of this episode is to introduce the alternate thoughts before the French Revolution which could have been its possible causation. We have mentioned a few names, and omitted many more. But names are not interesting to us, it's the ideas and stories that enthral us. There is more to cover from this part of history, but an episode's space is rather constrained. It's perhaps a travesty to omit The Prince by Niccolo Machiavelli(1469-1527) while discussing alternate thoughts and ideas. Enlightened despotism or absolutism was also skipped. The idea where monarch agrees that royal power does not come from divine right but from a social contract whereby a despot was entrusted with the power to govern through a social contract in lieu of any other governments. We didn't speak much about collection of knowledge in Encyclopedia, which happened in this era. The original feminist Mary Wollstonecraft lived in this era. Much, much more.

In the next episode we discuss the terminologies in Political Ideologies, but for now, I must leave you and this episode with the following quote by the great German philosopher Immanuel Kant, about the French Revolution:

"Such an event," he said, does not consist in important deeds or misdeeds of men, whereby, what had been great, became little among men, or what had been little, became great, and . . . old glorious political edifices disappeared, whereas, in their stead, other ones grew out of the ground. No; nothing of the kind! … The revolution of an ingenious people which we have lived to see, may succeed or fail. It may be filled with such calamities and atrocities that a righteous man, even if he could be sure to carry it out luckily, never would decide to repeat the experiment at such a high price. In spite of all this such a revolution finds, in the minds of all spectators, a sympathy very near to enthusiasm. . . . Such a phenomenon in the history of mankind can never be forgotten; because it proves that in human nature there exists an inclination and disposition to the better which no politician ever could have been able to predict by summing up the course of former events."

Political Ideologies - The French Revolution

"On the morning of July 14, 1789, a crowd of Parisian workers set out to attack the royal prison of the Bastille. Joined by deserting soldiers who brought cannons, and ignored by Royal Army troops camped nearby, the crowds forced their way into the fortress by late afternoon, killing the governor and parading his head on a pike. That evening King Louis XVI reportedly asked a duke, "is this a revolt?" To which the duke replied: "No Sire, it is a revolution"" – excerpt from J. A. Goldstone's book, Revolutions, A Very Short Introduction.

In the second episode of this series, we continue to blend into our topic of Political Ideologies through French Revolution. Hope is to present a succinct summary of the events, and then proceed to ask the mammoth question, 'Why?' Welcome to Hitchens' Razor!

Someone had noticed that it is hard to talk about the French Revolution, not for the lack of resources, because there is a plethora of it. So, before we begin the revolution, may I regurgitate our gratefulness to the following authors for their great work on the topic, which has immensely helped us to tell the tale.

  1. Georges Lefebvre, The French Revolution, translated to English by Elizabeth Moss Evanson
  2. William Doyle, The French Revolution, a VSI
  3. Jack Goldstone, Revolutions VSI

and a shout out to Jawaharlal Nehru for 'The Glimpses of World History', and H.G.Wells as well for 'A Short History of the World'.

Although the narrative is simplified to be retold as a lucid story, there are many places where we have directly quoted from some of the above authors without saying so. We hope to leech on your ample-supple magnanimity to forgive us.

Shall we?

The Story

Our story begins in 18th century of the Common Era.

France's attempt to remain a global super force meant waging war with other kingdoms. They fought all over the world, at both land and the sea, in America, in Asia, and in native Europe. Engaging in relentless war means destruction; destruction calls for rebuilding; rebuilding costs money. During hard times, money demands either financial discipline or bankruptcy. For France, it was the latter. They were running out of money.

How did the French fund these wars in the first place? Well, the Finance minister borrowed money from Freemason banks and wealthy individual financiers of Europe. Wait, was there a system of government? Yes! It is what we now call the ancien regime. Under ancien regime the French society was then classified into three orders: The nobles(wealthy and powerful), The clergy(God people), and the Third Estate, i.e. everyone else. <beat> Geographically, France was divided into provinces, and there were courts or parlements for each province. The parlements were judicial bodies with around 1100 judges nationwide. The members of the parlements were aristocrats or nobles who had bought or inherited their offices, and were independent of the king. They wielded decision making powers on a wide range of subjects. Apart from this, the king had his ministers to take care of the kingdom's affairs. Okay, back to funding wars. For France, supporting the American war of Independence to defeat the British was dear. They had availed loans to enable the military, and borrowed even more money to pay off the arrears. <beat> Such was the deficit in August 1786, the Finance minister sent a letter to the king mentioning the need for a state reform. It was first of its kind act for France. Things turned worse in the following year; so much that in March 1788 the first budget of the old regime was needed to be drafted. Oddly enough, this was also the last budget of the old regime. It estimated a 20% deficit at 126 million livres. More than half of the expenditures were attributed to paying debts alone. <beat> The taxes in the country was already high, so raising taxes further to clear the arrears was out of the question. There existed a solution to the problem though, that is to bring equality of taxation for different classes of people and provinces of the country. <beat> And that's how it all began!

Shall we move on from the state of economics to the state of people? French revolution could be broadly divided into three stages. The Aristocratic revolution, the Bourgeoisie revolution, and the Popular revolution. We shall begin with the Aristocracy's quarrel, that is the Nobles' and Clergy's quarrel with their king.

At the verge of bankruptcy, the finance minister proposed new measures to raise funds. This included:

  1. A direct land tax upon all landowners without any exception
  2. Other taxes to be shared out without distinction as to order or class
  3. Freeing the grain trade from all controls, by abolishing internal customs barriers
  4. Asking clergy to clear its debt by selling the Church's manorial rights

The good minister thought that financial stability would strengthen his king's royal power, and reduce the opposition from parlements. The King Louis VI was a weak monarch; <beat> he had very little power and control over the country's affairs. He was considered almost a laughing stock of his courtiers and all those who had heard the stories. Aware of this status, the finance minister used indirect methods to get the tax reforms done. He convoked a meeting with the representatives of aristocrats and the clergy, also known as the Assembly of Notables to discuss the reforms. He expected the Notables to agree to the changes because of the economic condition of their kingdom. But this move backfired, as it amplified the frailties of the king, and it angered the Notables even more, as they thought it was an attack on their powers and rights. They rejected the proposal and after some internal politics the finance minster was dismissed. The replacement minister soothed the aristocracy by retracting the proposal, and instead offered to increase the stamp duty. But the Notables and the parlements rejected the new tax proposal as well, because this decision was not in their power, but was to be made by the wider group called Estates-General or the States-General representatives of France.

The debt remained, and the new finance minister was now desperate to raise money. Uncertain of the support from the parlements and aristocracy, he had the King pass an edict as a royal order superseding any opposition. Nevertheless, opposition duly came from a duke, and the duke was exiled by the King in retaliation. The parlements and lower tribunals and the aristocrats promptly protested, which turned violent at places. Tit for tat continued as the King started showing hints of despotism. The treasury was almost empty at this point amidst the mayhem, and the King finally gave away and dismissed the Finance minister again. The consensus pointed to the convocation of Estates-General for any tax related decision making. Like before, that is in 1614, the convocation was to have three orders representing the classification of the French society; The clergy, The nobles, and the Third Estate.

What you have heard until now is the revolution that happened in the background. The Aristocratic Revolution! The Nobles and Clergy against the monarch. The second part, which you are about to hear is called the Bourgeoisie Revolution.

The Third Estate, that is everyone else also contained the bourgeoisie. We have spoken a great deal about the rise of the middle class, i.e. the bourgeoisie in the previous episode. The news of gathering of the Estates-General sent tremors of excitement through the members of the Third Estate. Until then, they have had not seen much need for opposing the two classes above them. Suddenly the mood shifted. Many associations sprung up in this time - academies, agricultural societies, philanthropic groups, reading circles. They sought equality in the society thorough arguments of reason and natural right. Equality of taxation, and voting by heads rather than order was their major demands. Of course, the burden of the proposed new taxes fell disproportionately on the shoulders of third estate, when compared to the clergy and the nobles. Meanwhile the Nobles and the Clergy assured of their birth and divine rights, demanded a vote at the this meeting. Since Estates-General voted by order than by head, any two estates could outvote a third. This arrangement naturally favoured the upper classes. <beat> The mood of aristocracy during the French revolution is captured in this extract of a letter sent to the king by the royal princes.


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Estates-General. France was all set for the rendezvous. A hotel was arranged for the meetings of the clergy and the nobility. A big national hall was arranged for the third estate to meet. All party meetings were to be held in a large room nearby. The nobles and clergy dressed in full regalia were seated on elevated platforms, whereas the third estate representatives dressed in black were seated on chairs at the floor level. On 5th May 1789, the proceedings began with a brief speech by the king. Then the finance minister harangued the audience, speaking at length about the financial situation with all sorts of boring details. He mentioned the proposed improvements of the situation, but omitted the subject of constitutional reforms, which everyone was desperate to hear. But he mentioned the voting would happen by order as before. There were serious opposition to this, but at that time the representatives didn't know each other well, so they proceeded with caution, and a delaying tactic was used. Stalemate continued where each order discussed further action in their allocated places. At the beginning, the Third Estate had taken a new name for itself; communes or, Commons. Not many knew that word evoked a vague memory of popular resistance to the feudal lords. For the Commons, they simply refused to be relegated to the third rank.

Few days later, the nobility, strong on its belief, announced themselves as a separate order. The Clergy meanwhile was in trouble because a large proportion of the parish church or the district church priests, supported the Commons. The bishops sensed imminent defection of the parish priests. So they requested the king to intervene. The King asked the conferences to be resumed at the common place, in the presence of his ministers. The finance minister further said that if no agreement could be reached, then the king's decision would be final. This put the Commons in a difficult position, but ironically the nobility rejected that royal arbitration proposal.

The Commons now invited privileged members to join them. Many parish priests did, but not one noble. With the new members the Third Estate's name was again changed to National Assembly. They demanded that all three classes be merged and voting shall be done by heads instead of order. They further claimed the power to consent to taxation. The nobility now ended their resistance towards the king and begged him to put the Third Estate back in line. But by now the majority of the clergy declared in favour of merging the three orders. Finally the finance minister came out and proposed equality of taxation and voting by heads. The King still hesitated. One fine day, the National Assembly, formerly known as the Commons, formerly known as the Third Estate discovered that the national hall where they met regularly to discuss their affairs was closed without any notice or warning. Certainly not defeated yet, they immediately convened in a Tennis court nearby, and took an oath to give France a constitution.

The king now disregarding his Finance minister, came up with his own declarations guaranteeing a constitutional system, civil liberty etc, but equality of taxation and voting by head was omitted. He then dismissed the assembly, but the members of National Assembly did not move. They said: "We will not stir from our seats unless forced by bayonets." Following this, many nobles also joined the commons, and the king eventually gave away and asked others to follow the suit. The legal, peaceful revolution of the bourgeoisie appeared victorious at this point. The nobles considered this as a humiliation, albeit not accepting defeat. The king on the other hand saw the members of National Assembly as rebels. First step, they had to get rid of the Finance minister who had supported the National Assembly's cause. He was dismissed arbitrarily and exiled. The bourgeoisie revolution seemed lost, but they were saved <beat> by the people, the proletarians, the peasants. That is the third part of the French Revolution, the Popular revolution!

We hope to talk more about the economic crisis and its effect in a later episode.

For the lower classes, the peasants and artisans the crisis plus the recent crop failure meant hunger and poverty. The hammer-crush burden of the nation's taxes fell on their thin shoulders. Bread was their staple, and it's prices kept increasing steadily. The old Finance minister had ordered large purchases from abroad, and labour camps were setup for distributing food. People, especially in the countryside were driven into desperation by the active tax collectors. The masses had to pay taxes, both direct and indirect, and thus pay for their own oppression. In all these the nobles and monarchy enjoyed their pomp and luxury. The hungry peasants of France were asked to eat grass by a governor. There were millions of professional beggars in France then. But the news of Estates-General kindled hope, a vision of future in them, especially since it had only happened two centuries ago. They thought, since the king consulted his people, he pitied their plight, writes Lefebvre. The great hope also inflamed fearful passions. The Third Estate was convinced that the nobles would stubbornly defend their privileges. The villagers thought the nobles would crush them using any measures. Foreign powers would be called to help put down the villagers. Meanwhile, in the background the dismissal of the good finance minister was seen as an act of aristocratic conspiracy. So they thought they should fight, taking up arms, releasing prisoners and recruiting them, forming their own army against the nobles. The king and the courts thought they should react to this social hullaballoo to keep things under control. Suddenly the capital city was filled with 20000 soldiers, much of them were foreign mercenary troops. That's that! When a German troop tried to disperse crowd in Paris, the hungry citizens decided to act, and French guards and military decided to help the people. They started ransacking the strong points in the city for Guns and food. Storming into a prison, releasing its inmates, and brutally killing the guard commander who had earlier ordered to fire on them, the taking of Bastille was complete. The fall of Bastille.

This quote from William Doyle's French Revolution sums up the episode, "The National Assembly had seized sovereign power in the name of the France Nation. It was the founding act of the French Revolution. If the Nation was sovereign, the king no longer was."

The National Assembly was indirectly helped by the proletarians and the peasants, and other hungry people of France. One thing to remember is that none of these happened overnight. For instance, the convocation of the Estates General was in fact proclaimed in mid 1788, whereas the revolution officially kicked off a year later in 1789. The economic and political crisis is said to have begun at least an year earlier before the proclamation of Estates-General in 1787. It's funny, that Bastille prison only had 7 inmates when it was stormed. It rather shows the fall of a symbol of royal power and pride, and the release of new ideas. The politics of social antagonism which started in Paris have had now spread to the countryside. The whole feeling later was transcended into paranoia of loss. We shall stop our narration of the French revolution here. As they say, the rest is history! That in summary includes:

  1. Abolition of privileges
  2. October Days, when a group of women marched to Versailles to escort the King to Paris, the epicentre of revolution.
  3. Church property nationalised
  4. Nobility abolished
  5. Parliament abolished
  6. Civil constitution for Church, i.e. a common platform for Catholics and Protestants
  7. War with neighbours
  8. Liberty Fraternity Equality
  9. Monarch executed in 1793
  10. Massacres
  11. Napoleon

and much, much more if you wish to zoom in, enough content for another series. But now we must stop and try to identify links to Political Ideologies.

പയ്യന്റെ മനസ്സിറങ്ങിയോടി

യാത്രയുടെ തുടക്കത്തിൽ എവിടെയെങ്കിലും ഒന്ന് തേങ്ങയുടയ്ക്കണം എന്ന് തോന്നി. സ്വീകൃത യാദവകുല മുരളീഗാന വിനോദ മോഹനകര. പഠെ! അവിടെ തന്നെ ഉടച്ചു നാളികേരം. കർപ്പൂരവും കത്തിച്ചു. കുറച്ചുനേരം ഗമധനിസ-യിൽ വട്ടത്തിരിഞ്ഞു. പിന്നെ നിമ്നോന്നതമായ ആ സ്വരങ്ങളിൽ അങ്ങോട്ടും ഇങ്ങോട്ടും നടന്നു. ഒരു തേങ്ങാപ്പൂളെടുത്ത് കീശയിലിട്ടു. സന്തോഷായി. നേരെ വിട്ടു വടക്കോട്ട്.

ആര്യവർത്തത്തിന്റെ ചരിത്രത്തെപ്പറ്റി ആലോചിച്ചു. ആരൊക്കയോ വരുണു. എവിടോയെക്കൊയോ പോണു. ഉള്ളതിനെ പൊളിക്കുന്നു. പുതിയത് പണിയുന്നു. സങ്കൽപ്പത്തിന് ഒറ്റപ്പേര് മതിയെന്ന് വാദിക്കുന്നു. ആ പേരിൽ ചറപറാ ഹിംസിക്കുന്നു. അതിന്റെ ഇടയിൽ, ഹൈ! മാൽകോൺസ് അല്ലേ ആ കേൾക്കുന്നത്. കുറച്ചുനേരം ഗമധനിസ-യിൽ വട്ടത്തിരിഞ്ഞു. സംഗീതമെങ്കിലും രക്ഷപെട്ടല്ലോ എന്ന് കരുതി ഗുരുക്കന്മാർക്ക് മനസ്സിൽ മുറുക്കാൻ മേടിച്ചുകൊടുത്ത് നേരെ തെക്കോട്ട് തീവണ്ടി പിടിച്ചു. ജനലിന്റെ അരികിൽ ഇരുന്നു കാറ്റുകൊണ്ട് ഉറങ്ങി.

ചുറ്റും പല ഉപകരണങ്ങൾ ചിലയ്ക്കുന്നു. മനസ്സിനെ നാല് അശ്വിനികൾ നാലുഭാഗത്തേക്ക് വലിക്കുന്നു.
എന്റെ കൈകാലുകൾ വിടൂ. നിങ്ങൾക്കെന്ത് വേണം പറയൂ.!
നിന്റെ സമയം. അതാണ് ഞങ്ങൾക്ക് വേണ്ടത്.
കടവുളേ, കാലനാണല്ലോ കാലം ചോദിച്ച് കാലുപിടിച്ചു വലിക്കുന്നത്. പക്ഷെ എവിടെയോ ഒരു പരിചയം. ഓ, കാലനല്ല, വിശപ്പാണ്. ചിന്തകൾക്ക് ഭക്ഷണം വേണം. ഉപകരണങ്ങൾ കയ്യിലെടുത്തു. എവിടെയൊക്കെയോ കയറി വാരി വലിച്ചു തിന്നു. മനസ്സിന്റെ ഭക്ഷണരീതിയിൽ ചിട്ടവരുത്തേണ്ടതിനെ കുറിച്ച് അദൃശ്യവൈദ്യന്മാർ ആഞ്ഞുപദേശിച്ചതിനെകുറിച്ചോർത്തു. 'ഹെൽത്തി' എന്ന് പേരുള്ള ഒരുതരം ഭക്ഷണം മാത്രമേ തിന്നാവൂത്രേ. മധുരമത്രെയും ഒഴിവാക്കണം. പക്ഷേ ഈ മനസ്സിന് ഇനിയും ഹെൽത്തിയാവാൻ സാധിച്ചിട്ടില്ല. ഭഗീരഥേട്ടനെ ഒന്ന് പ്രസംശിച്ചു. രുചിയുള്ള, വറുത്തുപൊരിച്ച, പൊരിച്ചുമൊരിച്ച, പഞ്ചസാരതൈലത്തിൽ മുക്കിയ ഇത്രയധികം വസ്തുക്കൾ ചുറ്റും മീഡിയകണക്കെ നിറഞ്ഞുനിൽക്കേ, ആർത്തിയെ ബന്ധിക്കേണ്ടതുണ്ടോ? ചോദ്യം തന്നോടുതന്നെ. പക്ഷേ, അങ്ങനെ ലോഭങ്ങളെ പൂട്ടിയ ആളുകൾ പുസ്തകങ്ങളെഴുതുന്നുവെത്രെ. പടി പടിയായുള്ള ഉപദേശങ്ങൾ നിറഞ്ഞ ഒരു മുത്തുച്ചിപ്പി. ഈ പുസ്തകം വായിച്ചാൽ സ്വയം സഹായിക്കാൻ പറ്റുമെത്രെ. ഭഗീരഥേട്ടനെ വീണ്ടും പ്രസംശിച്ചു. ങ്ഹാ, എന്തായാലും ഈ വരുന്ന തിങ്കളാഴ്ച്ച തുടങ്ങാം.

ദാ, ഒരു നിശാശലഭം. എവിടെ? പോയോ? പോയി.
അതെന്താ അവിടെ? മലയുടെ മുകളിൽ.
അത് ചന്ദ്രൻ.
അയാൾക്കെന്താ അവിടെ കാര്യം?
നക്ഷത്രങ്ങളെ കൂട്ടി ഭൂമിയോട് യുദ്ധത്തിന് വന്നതാണെത്രെ.
എന്നിട്ടെന്താ ഒന്നും നടക്കാത്തത് ?
ഇപ്പോൾ സീസ്‌ഫയറാണ് വെടിനിരോധനം. ചർച്ചനടന്നുകൊണ്ടിരിക്കുകയാണ്
സൂര്യനാണ് വിഭീഷണന്റെ റോൾ.
അയാൾ ഈ പണിക്ക് പറ്റുമോ? കടലിൽ പാലമിട്ടാൽ, കടക്കുന്നത് വരെ രാമായണാ, പിന്നെ തേരാപാരായണാന്നാണ്.
ങ്ഹേ? ഞാൻ കേട്ടിട്ടുള്ളത് പാലം കടക്കുന്നത് വരെ രാമാ, കടന്നാൽ നീ പോമാന്നാണ്.
അതെന്തായാലും വേണ്ടില്ല, സംഭവം രാത്രിയായാൽ അയാൾ ചന്ദ്രന്റെ കൂടെയാണ്.
അതൊക്കെ മൂപ്പരുടെ വെറും തരികിടയല്ലേ. ഭൂമിയെയാണയാൾക്കിഷ്ടം. നീ നോക്കിക്കോ, അവസാനം ചന്ദ്രൻ ശശിയാവും, അല്ലെങ്കിൽ സോമൻ, തീർച്ച!
യുദ്ധം അപ്പൊ തീരൊ ?
ഏഹ്, യുദ്ധം എപ്പോഴും ഉണ്ടാവും. ഇഷ്ടപ്പടിക്ക്! ഇവരെല്ലാവരും കൂടി നമ്മളെയിട്ട് ഇങ്ങനെ കറക്കും അത്രതന്നെ.

ഇഷ്ടപ്പടിക്കോ? ഇതെവിടെയോ കേട്ടിട്ടുണ്ടല്ലോ. ദാ പാലക്കാട്. സുൽത്താൻപേട്ട ജംഗ്ഷൻ എത്തിയപ്പോൾ, വട്ടവും നോക്കി വരുംവരായ്കളുടെ ജക്സ്റ്റപൊസിഷൻ എന്താന്നെന്നോർത്ത് അമ്പരന്ന് നിന്ന പയ്യൻ വട്ടം ചുവപ്പിൽ നിന്നും ആംബർ ആയതറിഞ്ഞില്ല. പോലീസ്‌കാരൻ വാചാലനായി. പിന്നൊന്നും നോക്കിയില്ല. റോങ്ങ്ട്ടേണിൽ നേരെ ഹരിഹരപുത്രക്ക് വിട്ടു. ലക്ഷ്യം മാർഗ്ഗത്തെ സാധൂകരിക്കും എന്ന് പാർത്ഥസാരഥി പറഞ്ഞപ്പോൾ മൂപ്പർക്ക് വിശന്നു കാഞ്ഞിട്ടുണ്ടാവണം.

എന്താ ഏട്ടാ, സൂആംതന്നെ?
ഓ!
ദോശണ്ടാ?
ഇല്ല, റോസ്റ്റേയുളളൂ
വേറെന്താള്ള? സേവ, വട, ഇലയട, ഇട്ട്ളി, പൊറോട്ട, ചപ്പാത്തി, ഭൂരി
ഭൂരി മതി, 3 എണ്ണം.
കാത്തിരുന്നു. നല്ല ഭുസ്‌ക്ന്നുള്ള മൂന്ന് ഭൂരി വന്നു. ഭൂരി കരുണാകാര എന്ന് സ്വാതിയേട്ടൻ പാടിയതിന്റെ സംഗതി ഇപ്പൊ പിടികിട്ടി. ഭൂരിയുടെ പെരടികുറ്റിക്ക് നോക്കി ഒരു കുത്തുകുത്തി. കാറ്റ് പൊസ്ക്ക്ന്ന് പോയി. ഹിംസിച്ച പാപം ഭക്ഷിച്ചാൽ തീരും എന്ന ദാർശനികതയിൽ മസാൽ കൂട്ടി വലിച്ചുവാരി കഴിച്ചു. ഏട്ടൻ പിന്നേം വന്നു.

കാപ്പിട്ടോളിൻ. ശക്തൻ. പൻസാര വേണ്ട.
കാപ്പി ആറ്റി ആറ്റി കുടിച്ചു.

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കടയിൽനിന്നിറങ്ങി. തത്തക്ക പിത്തക്ക നടന്നു. ഭയങ്കര സീണം. ഒന്ന് കിടക്കണം. അടുത്തുള്ള ഒരു വലിയ അമ്പലത്തിന്റെ കൽത്തിണ്ണയിൽ കിടന്നുറങ്ങി. ഉള്ളിൽ കയറിയില്ല. അശുദ്ധമാക്കേണ്ടെന്ന് മനസ്സ് സ്വയം തീരുമാനിച്ചു. പെട്ടെന്നെണീറ്റു. ഒരു അടുക്കും ചിട്ടയുമില്ല. വേറെവിടെയോ ആണല്ലോ നിന്നിരുന്നത്. ങ്ഹാ, മലമുകളിൽ, ഭൂമിയും, ചന്ദ്രനും, സൂര്യനും. യുദ്ധം. അല്ലെങ്കിൽ യുദ്ധം വേണ്ട. എന്നാ കടൽക്കരയിലേക്കു പോകാം. തീരത്തൂടെ നടക്കാം. ചക്രവാളത്തിന്റെ സ്ട്രക്ച്ചർ കണ്ടാസ്വദിക്കാം. ചാറ്റൽ മഴയുണ്ടാവും. നന്നായിരിക്കും.

ങ്ഹേ, ഒറ്റയ്ക്കോ ? മഴയത്ത് പ്രേമിക്കാൻ ആരെങ്കിലും കൂടെ വേണ്ടേ?
അതിനല്ലേ പഴയ കാമുകിമാർ.
കൊണ്ടുവന്നിട്ടുണ്ടോ?
ഓ. എപ്പോഴും കൂടെയുണ്ട്.

കൈകോർത്ത് നടക്കാം. ഓട്ടപ്പന്തയം വയ്ക്കാം. മുടിയിൽ പിടിച്ചുവലിക്കാം. തോളിൽ കയ്യിട്ടു ചെവിയിൽ ഉഫ്ന്നു കാറ്റൂതാം. അങ്ങനെയൊക്കെ സ്നേഹം പ്രകടിപ്പിക്കാം. പിന്നെ കവിത ചൊല്ലി ബുദ്ധിമുട്ടിക്കാം. അയ്യോ, കവിത മുട്ടുന്നു.

എഴുതാൻ വാഞ്ഛ!
പക്ഷേ, എന്റെ പേനക്ക് നീരിളക്കം വരുന്നില്ല.
നളിനി, നളിനകാന്തി, മായാമോഹിനി
മലയാളപദങ്ങളെ,
നിങ്ങളെ മോചിപ്പിക്കാൻ,
എന്നെ ആശ്വസിപ്പിക്കാൻ,
എനിക്കാശ്രയിക്കാൻ,
ആശയങ്ങളെവിടെ?
അശ്വാരൂഢസാഹിത്യയോദ്ധാക്കളെ,
ഗുരുക്കന്മാരെ,
അതികായരെ, എന്റെ അതിഥികളെ,
സരസസരസനായ ഈ പയ്യനെ സഹായിക്കൂ,
അനുഗ്രഹിക്കൂ,
എനിക്കെഴുതാൻ വാഞ്ഛ.

ഹാവൂ, ഒരു സുഖമുണ്ടിപ്പോൾ. ഇനി തിരിച്ചു പോകാം. ശിരോസ്‌ഥിക്കുള്ളിൽ വിശ്രമിക്കാം. വന്ന വഴി തിരിച്ചുനടന്നപ്പോൾ കുറച്ചു തേങ്ങാപ്പൂളുക്കൾ ചിതറി കിടക്കുന്നതു കണ്ടു. ഒന്നെടുത്തപ്പോൾ അതിലെന്തോ വരപ്പെടുത്തിയിരിക്കുന്നു. 'ഗ'. തൊട്ടടുത്തതിൽ 'മ'. പിന്നെ അടുത്തതിൽ 'ധ', പിന്നെ 'നി'. എല്ലാം ചേർത്തി വച്ച് വായിച്ചു. എന്തോ ഒരു കുറവ് സ്പഷ്ടം. ചുറ്റും പരതി, ആകാശത്തേക്ക് നോക്കി, ങ്ഹേ.. കിട്ടിയില്ല. പെട്ടെന്ന് ഉള്ളിലേക്ക് നോക്കി. സ്വന്തം പോക്കറ്റിന്റെയുള്ളിൽ. 'സ' കിട്ടി. അതിനെ പൊട്ടിച്ചു. ചെറിയ കഷണം ഇടതുഭാഗത്തും വലുത് വലത്തും വച്ചു. എന്നിട്ടു ചേർത്ത് തിരിച്ചും മറിച്ചും പാടിക്കൊണ്ട് നടന്നു.

സ ഗ മ ധ നി സ
സ നി ധ മ ഗ സുഭം.

Political Ideologies - The beginning

"Listen – strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony." says Michael Palin's character in the film Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Well, in today's episode we begin the series of discourse about supreme power and masses and governments.

Political ideologies.

It's rather a difficult topic to discuss, isn't it? Where to begin, what to say, what not to utter, all those epoch defining events, everlasting personalities, textbook terminologies, its immortal influence in the past, present, and dare I say, the future! And such is the fatality of this topic that our original plan to discuss it under "Dumb it down to me" series, was deemed dumb unanimously. Like a live fish, the harder you try to grasp it, the farther it escapes. At any rate, an optimistic attempt is vital, so, Welcome, to Hitchens' Razor!

Liberalism, Conservatism, Left, Right, Fascism, Socialism, Communism, Libertarianism, Nationalism, Left of centre, Right of centre, uff, and yet, here we are; One has to wonder, how has these managed to remain relevant to the modern world?

Now, our attempt to be pragmatic in this episode, say, to rather talk about the juicy events of the past, than to be tediously academic, wouldn't mean that this episode would be any less boring than your current imagination. In fact, such a statement would be euphemistic to a fool's errand around a Mobius band. Such is the fatality of this topic. If you are not bored already,

Let's begin, by travelling back to a time when the word Ideology did not exist.

Recap of history

If we are to believe in contemporary consensus, then "Life began in the ocean". Some creatures subsequently crawled up to the landmass; the reptiles. They had sex, laid eggs, and abandoned them, moved on to next honey moon. Reptile nonchalance is criminally underrated.

Then came the birds. They developed wings and feathers to counter the cold. They had intercourse and more eggs were delivered. But unlike the reptiles, they started caring about their eggs; by keeping them warm under their wings and fuselage. The first act of true selfishness.

Enter mammals, with the hitherto unknown notion of storing eggs inside its own body, inside its own body!. Such was the shock, bird brains accomplished maximum cognisance, and reptiles simply looked up. Mammals also acquired the habit of providing protection and nutrition to the offspring. This created attachment between the youngling and the parent, and it kindled the possibility of learning by imitation. The beginnings of a true social life. As H.G.Wells put it, "A teachable type of life had come into the world". And thus we evolved!

Well, the point is, we evolved as a species from Reptiles and Birds to Mammals, to Hunter Gatherers; we had the early civilizations in Egypt, India, Mesopotamia and China. We had Aryans and Dravidians, the panchayat or the village system, the great thinkers Kong Fu-Tse(Confucious), Lao-Tse and Buddha. We had the kingdom of Persia, the great Greek period, conquests of Alexander, the Mauryan dynasty, Kautilya and Arthashastra, Hellenistic Greece, Ashoka, Rome, Carthage, Caesar, Pompey, Augustus, Cleopatra, Jesus of Nazareth, Constantinople, Holy Roman Church, the Orthodox church, Goths, Huns, Vandals, Islam, Xuanzang(Hsuen Tsang), Charlesmagne, The fall of Rome, Chalukyas, Pallavas, Rashtrakutas, Pandyas, Cholas, Ghazni, Genghis Khan, Marco Polo, Timur, Dark Ages, Crusades, the Renaissance, Age of Science, Age of Enlightenment, Age of Revolution, and then the FRENCH REVOLUTION happened.

1789

The word ideology was coined, literally a new ‘science of ideas’.

Thence we had Marx, Nietzsche, Electricity, Russian Revolution- part 1, WW- part 1, Russian Revolution - part 2, the Great Depression, WW-part 2, Electronics, Computers, Cold War, Globalization, Internet, Climate change, Covid and now, now, as in, the now, now-now, at the moment now.

Now, hopefully that painted a vague timeline of our history. Now, we slip on a banana peel and fall into the coming of ideologies.

The coming of Ideologies

It is in Europe where the seeds of modern political ideologies germinated at a time when politics revolved around religion and religion only. The idea of nationality which is obvious these days was rather a niche topic then. War was the most dangerous pandemic in the continent, and religion was the most important cog in the war machine. Christians, other Christians, Muslims, other Muslims endlessly fought and killed to protect their version of the supernatural.

Feudal System and the Middle class

Violence and disorder prevailed both internally and externally. Strong people seized land and power, and they built strong castles for own protection, as they were always under threat from people like themselves. The peasants were not organized and couldn't defend themselves, so they sold their allegiance to these lords in castles. The small lords served the bigger lords, and the big lords bowed to the monarch. The Feudal System!. The Church, and its officials were also part of this. The idea of equality or of freedom was exempted in this system. Thus the middle ages passed under feudal system where peasants lived miserably. There were occasional revolts from the peasants, but they were cruelly put down by the upper classes.

The bourgeoisie

There was also another type of people, a floating class including the traders and merchants. They were not part of the feudal system per se, but they had no wealth or influence in that society. But the discovery of sea routes radically changed the fortunes of these daring people. Sea routes opened markets far east and west of Europe. Asia, America and other parts of the world became accessible to them. The middle-class, aka the bourgeoisie thus gathered wealth from global trade, and the new money fetched them privileges, and eventually power. They still had two classes above them, the nobles and the clergy, and of course the king at the top. This segregation based on class is officially called the Ancien Regime, which had policies and taxation controlling the freedom of the tradesmen. Naturally this was increasingly becoming a hindrance to the bourgeoisie, as they disliked the fact that the classes above them got money without work, and representation without taxation.

Three 'R's

And then there were the three great movements of the era: Renaissance, Reformation, and Revolution. The renaissance was about learning, science, experimental rationalism and asking questions about the universe. Hopefully, more of Renaissance in another series. Now, Reformation was about religion, specifically Christianity, and of Revolutions, there were three.

Reformation

We shall start with the Reformation.

Printing! The Arabs learned paper-making form the Chinese, and Europe learnt it from the Arabs. Towards the end of 15th century, paper and printing became common. This meant common people could read books themselves, didn't need a priest to tell them the content of the Bible.

Rome was the epicentre of European Christianity in this era. At some point the Roman Church thought heresy hunting would be a fabulous idea. Apparently, there was fun to be derived and lessons to be taught by burning people alive at stakes if they questioned the ways of the church. Women were branded as witches and burnt alive publicly. The infamous Spanish Inquisition formed during this time, epitomised this sport by underlining the word hunting in heresy hunting. Many more heinous crimes of unspeakable nature were committed in this time by the self appointed guardians of god and faith. Early in the 16th century, Martin Luther, a Christian priest visited Rome, and he was disgusted by its corruption and luxury. He was a leader who protested against the Holy Roman Church, and thus formed the christian faction Protestants, against the Roman Catholic, RC. This Protestant movement gathered pace when young princes and nobles sided with the protestants to put an end to all attempts made by the Pope to dominate over them.

In England, Henry VIII, favoured the protestants because he wanted to divorce his wife and marry another woman, which the Roman Catholic Church, naturally, was against. So he formed another church called the Church of England, and established himself as the Head of the Church, and married the woman. He was then the head of the state and head of the church. Well, why not? god is omnipresent isn't it?

Italy, France, Austria, and Spain were Catholic at the time. Germany was half protestant. The middle class carried the Protestantism with them; wherever they were strong, protestants thrived. But reformation was not enough to bring down the kings, they were still powerful and autocratic as ever. The monarch remained, and waited for the revolutions.

Netherlands, Switzerland and England

Before we get to the three big revolutions it is worth mentioning Netherlands, Switzerland and England. Netherlands became republic even before the French Revolution. There was a heroic but bloody battle that happened between the merchant classes bourgeoisie of Holland and King Philip II of Spain, who at that time ruled the region. Switzerland also gained independence around this time from the Holy Roman Empire after the Thirty Years war.

England, had the parliament in place with two houses, mostly represented by the lords and nobles at the upper house, and the merchants and wealthy middle class in the lower house. The parliament eventually became stronger than the monarch, at a point where its King was beheaded at the orders of the parliament, only to be later replaced with a puppet from elsewhere in Europe, Germany I think. England is a curious case, where the Gentlemen and the Bourgeoisie joined to share power with the king.

The Three Revolutions

It is interesting that three revolutions happened broadly around the same time in history. The political revolution in North America, the industrial revolution in England, and the social revolution in France.

American Revolution

War is so demanding, it exhausts the resources of a kingdom, which in turn demands from its masses, more suffering that is.

For the British Government, the umpteenth war with France meant need for more money, and they decide to squeeze the colonies to breakeven. The American colonies resisted, and when the British East India Company tried to force the colony to buy their tea, the colonists boycotted the act, and some colonists threw the tea overboard from the ships. Cut to war scenes where France helped the American Colonists. Cut to British accepting defeat. Cut to the signing of the Declaration of Independence, with the famous cry, No taxation without representation. The declaration also said, "All men are born equal" <beat/pause> except the negroes.

and, in the next episode, The French Revolution.

Curses and Chances

The curse is upon all of us.
But we are not at faults!
To collect thoughts and connect dots.

Curse of love, my love,
Curse of care, brother,
Curse of bond, my friend,
Blood, kin, and beyond.

But, for every curse, there is a chance,
That might seem second at first,
but for a lifetime it will stick with us,
Only if we embrace it at self behest,
Alike the tale of hare and tortoise.

Hitherto, we lived in parallel lines,
Belated, your smile crossed mine.
Then we spoke, and we laughed,
And then we sang, and we danced.
We are thus aware that we were,
For our purpose, joie de vivre!

There are only poems, no poets,
Art owns its own artist.
A deaf maestro's lullaby,
That we could finally,
Feel the friend in you and me,
Where serendipity serenades to our vivacious youth,
And the greatest relief lies in telling the truth.

എന്റേതുമായിരുന്നു

പടിപ്പുറത്തേക്ക് നോക്കിയാൽ കാണുന്നത് ടാർ റോഡാണ്. ഗ്രിഗോറിയൻ കലണ്ടറിൽ ഇന്ന് പുതുവത്സരം. ചിന്തകളടക്കാനാവാതെ പടിപുറത്തേക്കുനോക്കി ചാഞ്ഞുകിടന്നപ്പോൾ കണ്ടത് സ്കൂൾ കുട്ടികളെയാണ്. അവർ ഇന്നും യൂണിഫോം ധരിച്ചിരിക്കുന്നു. ഇന്നവധിയല്ലേ? ആത്മഗതത്തിൽ തന്നെ ഉത്തരവുമുണ്ട്. ഇളം നീല ഷർട്ടുകൾ. ട്രൗസറിന്റെയും ഫ്രോക്കിന്റെയും നിറം ഓർക്കുന്നില്ല. കുട്ടികൾ നടന്നു ചുമരിൽ അലിഞ്ഞു.

അവർക്കു പിന്നിൽ വന്നത് ഒരു മൂരിവണ്ടിയാണ്. ഒഴിഞ്ഞ വണ്ടി, വൃദ്ധൻ വണ്ടിക്കാരൻ. തൊട്ടുപിന്നാലെ രണ്ട് മൂന്ന് ആൺകുട്ടികൾ വേഗത്തിൽ നടക്കുന്നു. വണ്ടിയിൽ ചാടികേറിയിരുന്ന് പോകാനാണ് ശ്രമം എന്ന് മനസ്സിലായി. അവർക്കു കുറച്ചുപിന്നിലായി കൂട്ടത്തിൽ തന്നെയുള്ള രണ്ട് പെൺകുട്ടികളും ഒരാൺകുട്ടിയും മെല്ലെ നടന്നു വരുന്നു. അവനാണോ പഠിപ്പിസ്റ്റ് ?

മൂരി ചുമരിൽ മറഞ്ഞു. വൃദ്ധനും പോയി. പിള്ളേരും. ഓർമ്മ, അത് പഴയകാലത്തിന്റെ സമ്പാദ്യമാണ്. പതിഞ്ഞസമയത്ത് അതിനു മനസ്സിൽവലിയ പ്രാധാന്യമില്ല. പക്ഷേ ഇന്നു ഞാൻ മങ്ങിക്കണ്ട ആ പഴയചിത്രം. ഞാൻ അറിയാതെ ചിരിച്ചുപോയി.

ഞാൻ ചാടിക്കേറാൻ ശ്രമിച്ച മൂരിവണ്ടി എന്റെ മനസ്സിലേക്ക് വന്നു. ഓടുന്ന വണ്ടിയുടെ വേഗത്തിനൊപ്പം ചലിച്ച്, ആ ഉത്തമമുഹൂർത്തത്തിൽ പുറക്കോട്ടുതിരിഞ്ഞ്, കൈകൾ വണ്ടിയുടെ പലകയിലമർത്തിയൂന്നി, ഇടയിലൂടെ അൽപനേരം വായുവിൽ സഞ്ചരിച്ച് പിൻഭാഗം പലകയിൽ തട്ടിയപ്പോൾ മുന്നിൽ നടന്നകലുന്ന കൂട്ടുകാരുടെ മുഖത്തെ ചിരി എന്റേതുമായിരുന്നു.

പയ്യന്റെ ചിത്രം പത്രത്തിൽ

ഇളം കാറ്റ്.

ഒരു കൈയിൽ കണ്ണട, മറുകൈയിൽ പത്രം. അച്ഛൻ വരാന്തയിലേക്ക് വന്നു. ഒറ്റമുണ്ട്, വെള്ള ബനിയൻ, ആവശ്യത്തിലധികം ഭസ്മക്കുറി. ആകെമൊത്തം ധവളാഭം. കണ്ണടയിട്ട് കസേരയിലിരുന്നു. എന്നിട്ട് പത്രത്തിന്റെ മേൽത്തലപ്പിലൂടെ മുറ്റത്തേക്ക് നോക്കി. അമ്മ പൂജയ്ക്ക് പൂപറിക്കുകയാണ്.

അച്ഛൻ : ഭവതി പൂപറിക്കുകയാണെന്ന് കണ്ടറിയുന്നു.

അമ്മ : ഹോംസിന്റെ നിരുപമമായ വീക്ഷണബുദ്ധിയെ ഇന്ന് വീണ്ടും ഞാൻ അഭിനന്ദിക്കുന്നു.

അച്ഛൻ : നന്ദി പറയേണ്ട ഈ അവസരത്തിൽ ഇങ്ങനെ ചൊല്ലുന്നത് ശരിതന്നെയോ എന്നറിയില്ല.

അമ്മ : ശരിയല്ല.

അച്ഛൻ : എങ്കിലും…, പത്രവും ചായയും. അതല്ലേ കേരളീയരുടെ മൗലികാവകാശം? പത്രവായനേന തേയിലപാനീയനേന എന്നല്ലേ ഗുരുവാക്യം.

അമ്മ : രാവിലെതന്നെ വേണോ ലോ-കീ ഗീർവാണം? ഭഗവാന് പുഷ്പ്പാർച്ചന, ശേഷം ഭർത്താവിന് ചായ.

അച്ഛൻ : ദൈവത്തിന് പൂകൊടുക്കാൻ വേറെ എത്രയോ മഹിളകൾ ഈ നാട്ടിലുണ്ട്. എനിക്ക് ചായ തരാൻ നീ മാത്രമല്ലേയുള്ളു.

അമ്മ : അറിഞ്ഞതിൽ വളരെ സന്തോഷം.

അച്ഛൻ : "ദാറ്റ് വാസ് എ ഗുഡ് വൺ".

(അച്ഛൻ വായന തുടരുന്നു. അമ്മ അകത്തേക്ക് പോകുന്നു.)


അച്ഛൻ : അതേ…

അമ്മ : ദാ വരുന്നു.

അച്ഛൻ : ചായ വേണ്ട. ഒന്നിങ്ങോട്ടു വരൂ.

(ഭയങ്കര നിശ്ശബ്‌ദത. പിന്നെ കാലൊച്ച.)

അമ്മ : "ചന്ദ്രനിലും ഗുരുത്വാകർഷണം, മലയാളിക്കിന്നു ചായ വേണ്ട", എന്നാണോ പ്രധാനവാർത്ത?

അച്ഛൻ (പത്രം നീട്ടികൊണ്ട് ) : ഹ്രസ്വഹാസ്യം മതിയാകൂ, എന്നിട്ടിത് നോക്കു. അറിയോ ഇയാളെ?

അമ്മ : ഇത്…

അച്ഛൻ : അതെ, നമ്മുടെ മോൻ തന്നെ.

അമ്മ : ഇവനെങ്ങനെ…

അച്ഛൻ : വായിക്കാം. കേട്ടോളൂ.

പാലക്കാട് : പേരുവെളിപ്പെടുത്താനാഗ്രഹിക്കാത്ത പാലക്കാട്ടുകാരൻ പയ്യൻ അതീവ സുന്ദരനാണെങ്കിലും, മാതാപിതാക്കളുടെ സന്തോഷം ആഗ്രഹിക്കുന്നവനാണ്. സ്വന്തം ചിത്രം പത്രത്തിൽ കൊടുക്കാനുണ്ടായ സാഹചര്യം പയ്യൻ ലളിതമായി വിവരിക്കുന്നു. കഴിഞ്ഞാഴ്ച്ചയാണ് യൂണിവേഴ്സിറ്റി പരീക്ഷാഫലം വന്നത്. അതേ ആഴ്ചതന്നെയാണ് ചേച്ചിയുടെ റാങ്ക് വിവരവും, ഫോട്ടോയും പത്രത്തിൽ വന്നത്. ലഡ്ഡു ഭക്ഷിക്കുന്നതിനിടയിൽ പയ്യനേയും, പത്രത്തേയും, ചിത്രത്തെയും ഒരേവാക്യത്തിൽ അച്ഛനമ്മമാർ പ്രയോഗിച്ചു. പയ്യനിനിയും പല പരീക്ഷകൾ പാസാവാനിരിക്കുന്നതേയുള്ളു. എങ്കിലും അവരുടെ ആഗ്രഹസാഫല്യത്തിന് വേണ്ടി അല്പം പ്രയത്നിക്കണമെന്ന് പയ്യന് തോന്നി. അതിനുവേണ്ടി എന്നത്തേയുംപോലെ പയ്യൻ അമ്മയുടെ പേഴ്സിൽ നിന്നും അമ്മയറിയാതെ രൂപ കടം വാങ്ങി. അമ്മേ, അഭിപ്രായസ്വാതന്ത്രത്തിനിന്നു നമ്മുടെ നാട്ടിൽ വലിയ വിലകൊടുകേണ്ടതുണ്ടെന്ന് ഞാൻ മനസിലാക്കുന്നു. ഇനിയും കുറേ എഴുതണം എന്നുണ്ട്, പക്ഷേ ഫോട്ടോയുടെ വലിപ്പം കുറയ്‌ക്കേണ്ടിവരും എന്ന് ഈ ഉണ്ടക്കണ്ണൻ പറഞ്ഞത് കൊണ്ട് നിർത്തുന്നു . ഇൻക്വിലാബ്.

അമ്മ : ഇവന്റെ കാര്യത്തിൽ നമുക്ക് കുറച്ചുകൂടെ സൂക്ഷിക്കാമായിരുന്നു.

അച്ഛൻ : "പലാനാം പലവിധാനാം, ബഹ്വാനാം ബഹുവിധാനാം, അതിലൊരു വിധാനാം".